MINE!
“Mine mine mine mine all mine mine mine! Harumph!”*
*”Harumph” was added later for effect.
VALENTINE
Ok, ok, this piece doesn’t really have much to do with this series, but with Valentines Day approaching and V being one of my favorite letters, I decided to slip this one in. My mischievous misfits seem destined to invade more shows than they are supposed to! Valentine has been lurking around my mind for years now and I guess she finally decided to free herself and in doing so, she leaves me a little freer too!
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AIN’T LOVE GRAND
Despite all the complaints, the stress, and the sometimes-constant endless chatter and despite all those remembered, dismembered, un-membered and re-remembered memories, isn’t it comforting to have someone close to you to be tied down with? It’s really something special isn’t it? The safeness, the tried and true, isn’t it better than living in the unknown, all alone?
$2950
Original painting is in private collection
BAD DOG APP
Don’t, don’t, don’t even think of downloading Bad Dog App.! It will tear your software to pieces! It will make your virtual life miserable! Bad dog! He will bury those virtual time-ticking bones in strange places and fetch absolutely nothing you ask it for! The crossed eyes, the missing screws… This app is bad; the dog is wild! Bad dog, bad dog!
$2950
Original painting is in private collection
SEE, HEAR, SPEAK NO EVL
Always at it! They can’t help themselves! These primate pranksters, try as they may always succumb to their obsessions! Temptation beats them every time oh but they do try! We must remind ourselves, they’re just monkeys after all! Luckily, we, as humans are smart enough to not fall for silliness ourselves, we are smarter than that yes?
SUGAR POP
Care to have a twirl and spin on the stripper pole of life? Sure! Sugar Pop is that sweet treat! I wonder if it’s the sugar itself, or the taste of “being treated” that we love more? Sugar Pop, constantly clinging to her lolli-stick eagerly anticipating each wet lick with glee; the exhibitionist spirit thrives in him! She is sweeter than sugar and giggles with each lick, knowing full well he will soon be gone! Yum, yum, yum!
FASHION ASSASSIN
First of all I need to say, The Fashion Assassin wears 10 logos on his person. I am waiting for the first person that can correctly spot and name all 10 correctly, hmm, maybe there will be a prize! But I digress… The sole goal of the Fashion Assassin is to rid the world of the label afflicted! He will inevitably level the playing fields and the runways and question the expensive campaigns for validity! Exclusivity is not the ingredient of fashion, style is, an one needs only to look inward with confidence to find their own personal style! Label whores beware! Fashion Assassin is always on the case and will not rest until we all become haute!
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SWEET SPOT
It’s a relatively short amount of time and a fine line to cross as well, when we go from sober, to pleasantly tipsy to beyond hope. You almost never notice yourself crossing that little fine line! If you did notice, surely, you would stop, you would stop right there, at the Sweet Spot, the middle of the bridge where there are only 2 choices, stay pleasantly right there or finish crossing the bridge, indulging and re-indulging until everything becomes a blur! The toll for crossing that bridge, passing by the Sweet Spot, will cost you way more than money! Then there is the inevitable self promises of better next times and more next times, that you will stop and enjoy yourself, at the Sweet Spot.
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THE VIRGIN MISIONS
Teddy returns! Please welcome my first Misfit encore! Teddy returns to lead this crazy cast of performers from my mind’s-stage! Teddy embarks on his first inter-galactic mission as he provides security and protection to his friends through space age adventures! Proving (possibly through some force) that fetish and loyalty can comingle insatiably to save the world!
MISERY LOVES CO.
Does one bad apple really ruin the bunch? Do bad seeds corrupt the garden? Can something be truly inherently bad? If so, could someone really bad attract others into their fold? Why do so many hardened criminals in prison receive countless offers of proposals from complete strangers? Our attractions to the bad boy/girl image are so nihilistic it’s scary. Even when we are sure an outcome is ominous we still will follow into it. Maybe that’s it, maybe as individuals we have such a profound fear of the unknown that we refuse to abandon misery! Do we find security in knowing that we’ll undoubtedly end up with miserable company rather than attempting the challenges in life that may better ourselves? Which is worse, misery, or failure?
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AMMO BUNNY
Cute huh? Cuddly sure! Dangerous? Absolutely! A quick re-loader, an expert shooter, Ammo Bunny strikes fear even into Ralph, the now retired non-generic bad guy target!
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“MEH”
Oh Lordy, I did it again, didn’t I? I passed every mental checkpoint and ran every moral red light and here I am again! My rear view is filled with the countless guardians I left behind. This is, absolutely, the last time I lose my moral compass!
No longer will I experience the self-imposed self-disdain; I swear, never, never again! Never again, huh? Rats, I did it again, didn’t I?
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BESO
In Word Find Series you can try to guess the title of the painting solely from the description
or you can try to read the graffiti text on the painting.
“ Beso “
Una expresión de afecto, amor. Saluda, la reverencia.
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DADDY’S GIRL
Collaboration with Marcus Suarez
(Amy Winehouse) Marcus really captured that raw soul and innocence of torment. The madness of technique I used signifies torment, it’s a wild mess. The innocence of her slight smile showing a positive apprehension but her eyes avert, distracted by other forces of her life. The ones, I can only guess, brought about the demise of such a tiny person that had to carry around such heavy and large life issues, that no one that young should ever carry, eventually this issues got in the way of her talent.
SHE J
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